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After
finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He
checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch &
finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai |
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Two
snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to
kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and
started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'! |
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Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon
se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo
na ho, hmm
DETTOL
k siva kuch laagate nahi! |
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Yaad
karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki
gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum
milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! |
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Bhehar
ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki
muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan
Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan" |
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Meri
taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj
hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai! |
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Tum
Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho,
Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho,
Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha
Ha! |
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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence
se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap
SMS
kyuo nahi karte hai..! |
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Arz
kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki
bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne
se pahle....bakri kha gayi.. |
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Us se
milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain
Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain |
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Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya .. |
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Suna
hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat
hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. |
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dosti
kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam
iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono
iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam |
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kisi
naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko
choo naa sakay
hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki
dharkan ban gaye... |
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tujay
chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay |
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dosti
ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko
multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal
ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo |
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tum ho
tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be
nahi,coz there is no end 2 love |
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yoon
to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha...
Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha.. |
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Tufano
me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon
k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari
ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha. |
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mangta
hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka |
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Ik
tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Koshish hai gam chopane ki
Mere ahbaab samajte hai
Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki |
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Tu
jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. |
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Ehsaas
Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay |
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sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai
dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na
jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta
hoon our teacher nikal deta ha |
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indagi
main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate
raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali
sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho. |
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Boy to
a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel
utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan
mundir nahin hai. |
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