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Log
apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai |
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Kabhi
hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura
lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite,
to 8ve din naha lana chahiye. |
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HUM
AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO
BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI
YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE |
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Aey
chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar
aata ha |
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Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Mileng |
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Jis
tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta
hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh
lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... |
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Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2
rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4
rings means i need u, 5
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! |
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Pathan
sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing.. He
replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... |
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Doctor
says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group
ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara
koon peeta aay..! |
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Khidki
se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha
to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to
khidki pe koinahi tha... |
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Laloo:
2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar
rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra,
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! |
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Jab
barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata
chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad
aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! |
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Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi
na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir
to
SMS kar sakte ho! |
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Aapke
life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac
paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate
jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! |
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God ne
tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki
behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne
bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! |
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Sharab
bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane..
kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane
bane.. kesa laga |
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Abhi
bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi
boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole
to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit
Bhai.! |
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Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai |
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zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil
dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab
ko jeena sikha deta |
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ya dil
pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na
reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand
bhi deedar ke kabil na raha |
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kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari
dosti
tu hai. |
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HUM
AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO
BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI
YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE |
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Log
apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai |
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Aey
chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar
aata hai |
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Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge |
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Phool
bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!! |
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