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URDU & HINDI SMS |
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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS
mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi
nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha |
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Dosti
kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh
larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. |
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Jo
juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai
paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat
se mile woh hain AAP |
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Life
is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus
kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskra |
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud
looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka
sms par rahe ho. |
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim
Akram, woh kisi
kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch |
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Wife-
i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do
you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi
bardasht nahi kar sakta:! |
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Sardar
going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le
ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him &
says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! |
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A
Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes
with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi
le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!! |
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja
kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua
bhejte ho!! |
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Suchta
tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per,
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak
hi sidhi nikli. |
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Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2
rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4
rings
means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO
JULDI! |
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Pathan
sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing.. He
replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... |
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Doctor
says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group
ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara
koon peeta aay..! |
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Khidki
se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha
to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to
khidki pe koinahi tha.. |
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Laloo:
2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar
rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra,
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! |
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Jab
barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata
chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad
aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! |
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Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi
na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir
to
SMS kar sakte ho! |
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Aapke
life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac
paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate
jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! |
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God ne
tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki
behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne
bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! |
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Sharab
bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane..
kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane
bane.. kesa laga |
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Abhi
bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi
boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole
to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit
Bhai.! |
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Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai |
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zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil
dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab
ko jeena sikha deta. |
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ya dil
pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na
reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand
bhi deedar ke kabil na raha! |
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