A sardar is in a
restaurant and his cellular phone rings, so he picks
it up and says Hello, how did you know I was here?
Sardar running after
a bus, catches it. He says to the driver, yeh bus
teri maa lagti hai? Driver: Nahi.Sardar: Tu kya teri
behan lagti hai.Driver: Nahin. Sardar: Tou phir
charrne kyun nahi deta??
An ass behind another
ass behind that you and behind you the whole nation.
Sardar teaching his children the spelling of
ASSISSINATION.
Sardar in an
interview, "I want 1 lakh salary, a flat and a car".
Boss: I`ll give u 5 lakhs, 2 flats, and 3 cars.
Sardar: Mazak kyu karte ho sir? Boss: Shuru kisne
kiya tha?
Sikh 2 his
girlfrnd:Friday nite mere ghar ana wahan koi nae
hoga. Friday nite when she reached there, NO one was
there!
