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1 DIN 1 dakU 1 sardar
ke ghar mein ghuss gaya aur bola SONA kahan hai?
Sardar bola ullu ke patthe pura ghar khalli hai
kahin bhi sooja.... |
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Banta: Oye, tu to
Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar
kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. |
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Sardarji tried to
light his cigarette. He struct the first match but
it didnt lit. He tried another. It didn`t lit. The
third one finally lit so he lit his cigarette
carefully blow the match out and put it in his vest
pocket. Friend asked why did u put that match in
your vest pocket? Sardarji said: Thats a good match.
I`ll use it again. |
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Sardarji got a 4th
child. He fills the birth certificate. Mother:
Sardar. Father:Sardar. Kid:Chinese. Doctor: How come
you write Chinese when both parents are Sardars?
Sardarji: Oji, I read the newspaper today and it
said that every 4th person born on Earth is a
Chinese. |
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A sardarji
photographer focusing a dead body`s face in a
funeral function, suddenly all reletives beat him
up! Why? He said, "SMILE PLEASE" |
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Wife: Remove my kamez.
Sardar: OK. Wife: Rmov my Shalwar. Sardar: OK. Wife:
Remve my Bra. Sardar: OK. Wife:Remove my Panty.
Sardar: OK. Wife: & Never wear my cloths Again!
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Question: Why did the
Sardarji sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went
to sleep? Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!!
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Sardarji was writing
something very slowly. Friend asked: "why are you
writing so slowly?" Sardarji: "Aji, I am writing to
my 6 yr old son, he cannot read very fast". |
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Sardarji proposed a
woman. The woman refused saying: "Sardarji, I am 1
year older than you! Sardarji said "Oye no problem
Sohniye, I will marry you next YEAR!!". |
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Question: What do
Sardarjis and bottles have in common? Answer: They
are both empty from the neck up!! |
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Tussy bhut hi
changay,nice,sohnay,achay,pyary,smart,decent,khobseerat,it
nake,parhaizgar,tay bohut hi gr8 te sharif insaan da
sms parh rahy ho |
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When sardarji was
askd y he was beaten up, he said, i was in da bus
and my foto fell out of my wallet, I Just told da
lady next 2 me...... "madam sari upar karo muje foto
lena hai" |
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A Sardar reads on the
front side of the girls T-shirt written "Handle with
care". Next day sardar wears jeans written on
"Candle with Hair". Bolo Tara Rara...... |
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Question: Y does
sardar looks at sky and smiles. Answer: He read in
newspaper that satellites take pictures all over the
world. |
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Chota Sardar - "mummy
kal raati jadu hoya..Main bathroom da darwaja
kholaya te light ape jal pae" Mummy - "Khotya tu fer
fridge vich susu kar ditta?" |
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A Sardarjee bought an
A.M. radio and it took him a month to find out by
accident that he could listen to it at night also.. |
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Sardarji is trying to
commit a suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks
why do you take these things with u? Sardarji
replies If the stupid train come late, I will die of
hunger! |
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A SARDARJI in library
bangs down a book & says: too boring, too many
characters and no story. LIBRARIAN:oh! u r the one
who took the phne directory away? |
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Teacher:"I killed a
person.Convert this sentence into future tense."
Sardar:"The future iz u`ll go 2 da jail." |
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Sardar visits Chinese
friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says CHIN YU YAN and dies. Sardarji goes to China 2
find meaning of friends last words. It is U R
STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE. |
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How does a Sardar
Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn`t
travel!! |
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Sardarji..!! tell me
what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, I
know - it means... S - Sardaroun ke M - Mazak udane
ki S - Service |
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A sardar is in a
restaurant and his cellular phone rings, so he picks
it up and says Hello, how did you know I was here?
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A baby was born to a
Sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he
beamed out saying, plz dont tell my wife abt this. I
want to give her a surprise. |
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I
want pink curtains 4 my computer. Salesman:But
COMPUTER DONT NEED CURTAINS! Sardar: Oye I have
Windows installed |
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