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Sardar ka beta fail
ho ker 5th se 4th mein aur phir 4th se 3 rd mein aa
gaya, to sardar said to his wife,apni shalwar tight
ker lo bacha wapas aa raha hy.... |
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Once sardar friend
was making call 2 sardar. every time he got the
reply"switched off".finally he went to sardar and
asked what happened to your mobile? sardar said
nothing happened to my mobile.then he asked why its
getting switched off? ohhhhhhhhhh its my daillar
tone.. |
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MUNNA BHAI-E circut
bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan
the!! |
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Sardar got an
invitation to a party which said "Red Tir Only" When
he went to party, He was surpeised to find that
others were wearing pants and shirts also |
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Waiter: sir,pizza ka
4 pieces karu ya 8 piecess? Sardar: 4 hi kar de
yaar,8 mujhse khaya nehi jayega...!!! |
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Sardar`s wife. Kurri
jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho 26saal da
howay.sardar replied.jey 26 saal da na milay tey 13
13 de 2 le awaan? |
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Sardar & Sardarni in
Bus:Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main
haath dal raha hai.Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey
kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai. |
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sardar: meri biwi
mujhe chor k chali gayi. freind: tu us ka khyaal
nahi rekhta ho ga. sardar:arre yaar sagi behan ki
terah rakhta tha. |
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Sardar ko sarak kay
kinaray pishab kartey deikh kar larki rasta badalney
lagi toh sardar bolo: jee dirayey nahin, kyunkey aap
jis sey dar rahi hain usey main ney pakra haua hai
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Eik Sardar sari
zindage sochta reha sochta reha sochta reha or
sochtay sochtay hee marr geya K ager meri Behan k 2
bahi hain tu mera eik kesay |
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One sardar said to
other that after marrige keep a gun with u & if u
found your wife non vergin then shoot in the air ...
On first night sardar shoot in the air on second
night he shoots his wife . |
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A girl sitting in
examination hall with sardar ji girl: sardar ji main
tuwadi nakal maar laan? sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal
maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga |
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Sardar chases two
babes in a Bar. Someone tells him they are lesbians.
Not bothering he goes on and buys them a drink and
starts a conversation by asking. So how is the
weather in Lesbia? |
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Sadarji was engaged
with a girl and he soon realized that the girl is
virgin, so he broke the engagement. People asked why
he did this and sardar replied " jo kissi ki na ho
saki woh meri kia ho gi?" |
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ek sardar sb ke ghar
chor gus gaya aur bandok tan ke bola Sona kahan hai
Sardar sb olu ke pathe itna bara ghar hai jahan
marzi So ja. |
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Sardar
Joke Biwi: yesterDay I saW a veRy beaUtiful giRl.
Sardar: ThEn whAt haPPened? Biwi: I jUst kept on
aDmiring hEr, oN and oN.. Sardar (gets irritated):
WHAT haPPened thEn? Biwi smiled and said: ThEn..........................................................
I moVed aWay frOm
thE miRRor duhh ! |
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One day a Sardar goes
to a party. There he introduces him and says that:-
I am Sardar. She is my Sardarni. He is my Kid and
she is my kidney |
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Once Sardar was
coming out of Airport. AS there was huge rush, the
security, guard told Sardar, WAIT PLEASE! Sardar
replied: 65Kgs and moved on. |
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sardar sitting on the
top of the mountain and studying...when a person
asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher
studies yaar. |
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Doctor says to
sardar:app ka aur apki wife ka blood group aik
hai:Hoga zaroor hoga:25 saal se peeti jo ayi hai.
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SARDar Ji - khidki se
deakho to raste pe koi nahin tha,raste pe ja ke
deekho tu khidki pe koi nahin tha, |
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Sardar goin with his
sister on bike ,some shouts OYE,mashoka le ke kahan
nikla hai sardar get furious & slap him & says OYE
mashoka hogi teri merit e behan hai |
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A sardar went to
hotel.orderer chiken,waiter comes with order.sardar
ji Murghi di taang kithe gayi hai?waiter who langra
tha sardar dil?waiter dil murghi le gait hi,sardar
Dimaagh,waiter MURGHA SARDAR !!! |
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A hot sardarni was
lying on bed, she spread her legs wide & asked to
sardar, tenu pata ae asi ki chahne aan? Sardar: ji,
tusi poora bistra malna chahnde ho |
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Interviewer: Where
were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Interview: Which
part? Sardarji: Kya which part, whole body was born
in Punjab. |
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