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ones sardarji saw a
very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ......kash
k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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Sardar
on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having
pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Ek chota sardar apni
pragnant mummy se pochta hain k is mein kiya hain,,
mummy bolti hain,is mein pyara baby
hain,sardar,piyara thaa tu ap khaaa kyun gaey,..
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can you lend me 2000
Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have
it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM
machine??????? |
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A Sardar gives 36
roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled,undresses,
lies down, spreads her legs & says:"This is for the
roses" Sardar:"Why, Cant you find a vase?" |
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A fat NRI sardarni
goes to a gurudwara with a mannat. She tells giani :
Gianai ji, main aaj bhot vaddi aass leke aayi han.
Giani : Main vekhya, jaddo tussi matthha tekya. |
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A sardar was hurrly
fucing a girl in a car! A policeman came and asked
the sardar what r u doing? Sardar said i am fucing a
girl The policeman said now its my turn, The sardar
said i have never fuced a policeman? |
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SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO
THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION EVER --- WHAT COMES
FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG??? OYE YAAR!!!!! JISKA
ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA.... |
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1 Sardar ko susu
karte dekh kar ladhki dosre raste jane lagi, Sardar
bola, Dar na kudiye, jis se tum dar rahi ho usey
maine pakad k rakha hai. |
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1 sardar apna frnd sa:
yar kal tare babhi ke yad mitana k lia maina botal
ka sahara lia sardar`s frnd: pir kia howa? sardar:
hona ke se..bus mare lulee botal which pass gai
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Eik Sardar 15 august
waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik
adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj
youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker
doun! |
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Gang of SARDARS broke
a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of
chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank it. Next day,
headline: Blood bank luta. |
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A Sardar was driving
car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar:
Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor?
Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai..! |
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Sardar goes 2 a
petrol pump sees a board ` don`t use Mobile here`
Sardar picks his mobile, calls evryone from his
phone n says `DON`T CALL ME NOW` |
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Please can u give me
2000 Rs.. i will return it day aft tomorrow I need
it. Help me out. I know u have, plz..plz.. Sardar
talks 2 ATM machine |
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taRasti nazrOn nE haR
paL tEra sAath maAnga... jaiSe aAsmAn nE hAr rAat
chAnd mAanga... rOOth gaYa wO khUda bHi hUm sE...
jUb hUm nE hAr dUa mEin tEra sAath mAanga.... |
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Ek Sardar bike rok
kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
utaro.pathan bola tumhari gand mai kahrish hota hay
to tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ? |
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Sardar 2 wife "koi
aisi baat kaho k mera seena fakhr se phul jae, or
meri ass sulag jae"Wife "aap ka lun aap k sub doston
se bara hai" |
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Shahrukh Khan In KBC
Ask A Question For 10 lac 2 Sardar Jee: What Is The
Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue
Sardar Jee : Can I Phone A Friend??? |
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Aik Sardar Apni Girl
Friend se kehta hay........ Sardar: Prito ek wari i
love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae..
SArdar: Ek wari keh de.. Parito: Nai.. Sardar: Vekh
le tu meri phen nai.. |
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Sardar commitin
suicide, sumone asked the reason... he said..."My
wife ran wid my frd...and i cant live widout my...
friend... |
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Once a Sardarji was
going to his office. On the way he slipped on a
banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his
way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and
Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels
and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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BV ki absence mein
sarda apni G.F ko bolata hai aur nokar ko 100rs de
ker kehta hai k BV ko na batana, Nokar:100rs bohaut
kam hai, begum sahiba isi kam k 500 deti hy...
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Sardar entered in PCO,
the girls asked,"han ji papa ji kidher kerna hy?"
Sardar replied:"dekh larki kursi pe to mushkil ho ga,
neechay hi bori bicha le......" |
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