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Gal to
Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar
karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda
aurton ka. |
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While
walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep
hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here |
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Santa
goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks:
How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear
nahin chahiye. |
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Banta:
Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab
hai. |
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Santa
sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds
later he received a report on his phone and he
started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered' |
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Gurdas
Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne
gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein
sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte
rehna hai |
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Santa
was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat |
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Santa
was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked
what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for
autumn. |
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Santa
went to see a gal for marriage. Their families
decided to leave them for some talk. After some
time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai
ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye. |
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Jeeto
yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm
going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be? |
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Santa to
Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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An
Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
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Pappu
was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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Santa:
Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka
ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. |
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Santa
waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said:
No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no
more |
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Lady to
inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5
days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else. |
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A lady
calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Banta:
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya
hai. |
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Santa:
Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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Teacher:
What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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Santa ke
bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa
naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. |
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Pappu
while filling up a form: What should I write against
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....! |
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Teacher:
What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. |
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Santa:
Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi |
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Santa
dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to
Ayodhya mil gaya |
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Banta
asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in
evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM |
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