|
 |
Santa:
Oye, tera vyah ho gaya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Kudi naal.
Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si. |
|
 |
Sharaabi
Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens
the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai |
|
|
Santa
was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks:
Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' |
|
|
See what
a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a
wonderful time, wish u were Her |
|
|
Veeru:
Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali
naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai |
|
|
Santa:
Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to
mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. |
|
|
Santa:
Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi
ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. |
|
|
Santa: I
got old age pension by showing grey hair on my
chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability
Allowance bhi mil jaata |
|
|
Santa:
Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere
pichchey...
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne vyah di movie si ! |
|
|
Banta:
Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers |
|
|
Once
someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,
padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha,
Padhnewala mahan |
|
|
|
Santa
joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to
change the name from NASA to SATYANASA |
|
|
Ek baar
Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock
karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai |
|
|
Santa
apni gal friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata
hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love. |
|
|
Santa ne
apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa
te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k
le aa..! |
|
|
Santa:
Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... |
|
|
Girl:
Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein
hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur
Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se |
|
|
Banta:
Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye |
|
|
In a
train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari
aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah
nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara
shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW |
|
|
Santa &
Banta were going with their friend on one scooter &
a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain
bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai |
|
|
Santa:
Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie
tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents |
|
|
Banta: Y
do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is
open |
|
|
Museum
Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've
broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. |
|
|
Lady
Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton
ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko
dekhne ka samay 9am-11am |
|
|
A man to
Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya. |
|
|
Banta:
I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago,
some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' &
the wife said: Good! Bye! |
|
|
|
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8 |
|
 |
|
|
