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Marriage is three parts love and seven parts
forgiveness of sins." |
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Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her." |
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" If
your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had
to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?" |
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" What
counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how
compatible you are, but how you deal with
incompatibility." |
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Love-matches are made by people who are content, for
a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of
vinegar." |
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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he
automatically deserves great success in any field of
activity; yet almost everyone believes that he
automatically deserves success in marriage." |
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" That
quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is
like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great
weariness or a great danger." |
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" The
husband who doesn't tell his wife everything
probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't
hurt him." |
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" You
can never be happily married to another until you
get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage
demands a certain death to self." |
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Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think
of things far enough ahead not to say them." |
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" It's
easy to understand love at first sight, but how do
we explain love after two people have been looking
at each other for years?" |
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" The
majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan
trying to play the violin." |
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Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper." |
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" Do
you know what it means to come home at night to a
woman who'll give you a little love, a little
affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in
the wrong house, that's what it means." |
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" The
problem with marriage is that it ends every night
after making love, and it must be rebuilt every
morning before breakfast." |
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" She
cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my
checkbook." |
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" By
all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher." |
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" A
happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers." |
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" Pity
all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and
he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How
easy marriage is." |
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" One
man's folly is another man's wife." |
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Women hope men will change after marriage but they
don't; men hope women won't change but they do." |
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Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and
quadruples our expenses." |
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"
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to
hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to
make love to him." |
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" A
perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said
just often enough." |
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"
Marriage must constantly fight against a monster
which devours everything: routine." |
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if
they didn't they'd be married too." |
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