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There's a certain part of the contented majority who
love anybody who is worth a billion dollars." |
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" The
bravest thing that men do is love women." |
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" When
a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or
the wife is." |
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" I
know that somewhere in the Universe exists my
perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more
difficult than just staying at home and ordering
another pizza." |
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" I
was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in
love or I had smallpox." |
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"
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people
falling in love." |
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"
There is a place you can touch a woman that will
drive her crazy. Her heart." |
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" I
recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste." |
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" Love
is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." |
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"
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull." |
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" What
the world really needs is more love and less paper
work." |
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" You
can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." |
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" You
can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all
its accessories." |
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" It's
been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up." |
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" Men
make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." |
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"
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed." |
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"
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not
satisfied, you can exchange it for something you
really like." |
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" An
archeologist is the best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets, the more interested he is in
her." |
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" The
four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do
the dishes." |
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" Men
only have two faults....What they do, and what they
say!" |
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" Men
aren't necessities, they're luxuries." |
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" I'm
always looking for meaningful one night stands." |
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"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're
looking for, go live with a car battery." |
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" I
love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever
known." |
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"
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that
I want my children to spend their weekends with?" |
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" True
love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it,
but few of us have ever seen one." |
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