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na tamana hai sataron ki na tamana hai nazaro ki
bus..app jaisa koi miljaye ju vaat lagade baaki saron ki |
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Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF... |
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Sexy female teacher asked the class:
mere marney k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kia likha hoga?
a boy from last row:Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai....
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Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
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2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay
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choot chorangi per ek choot ne khud kush hamla kiya
14 chootein halak 10 lund zakmi 22 topay khul gaey
40 MAMAY la pata AUR kai jhantin sulag gaein police ki
foran karwai se 19 TATTAY PAKRAY GAEY baqi tattay farar
sms miltay he under ground hojao |
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2 lund flim ka tickat laytay hai pehla lund dosre se bolta hai yar
flim sexy na hoo
dosra lund : kio bay
pehla lund : salay nahi to sari flim kharay ho kar daykhna parhay ga
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During pregnancy,1st three months fuck normal style,
Next 3 months fuck dog style,
Last 3 months do it wolf style,
sit outside the pussy and howl.
AaAoOOo...... ;-> |
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Raju: Papa, aaj se school me ek period SEX EDUCATION
ka bhi shuru ho gaya haiDad: good.
Lekin tum LULLI kyon hila rahe ho?
Raju: Teacher ne homework diya hai. |
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Girls were masturbating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I"ll get a carrot |
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BRA kholne se
parvat milta hai.
PANTY kholne se
khai milti hai.
Lakh dard ho,
parvat par
chade bina
raha nahi jata,
aur khai me
gire bina
maza nahi aata. |
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MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the.. |
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Girl: Dr, my boobs r small. Pls Do somethng ?
Dr: Cum everyday. I wil suck & make them BIG.
Girl : Ok then I wil get my husband also. His penis is also small ! |
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SCHOOL MEMORIES-Last bench te baith ke kachian dekhna.-
Pichle bench te baithan lyi ladna.-
Under bench muthaan marnian.-
Bahar khade ho ke madma de momme dekhne.-
Canteen ch ja ke ik duje di bund ch ungal dena.-
Bunk maar ke blu filma dekhnia.-
Mastar to bund te dande khane.-
Papran wich deskan te likhna.-
Agge baithi kudi de ungal laa ke paper puchna.
Those days will never come again.
This Msg is for all ur frnds whom u really miss.
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Girl hostel me phone aaya : Reeta HAI KYA ?
Warden ne pucha :aage kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya - Ab to pata nahi Pehle SARSON KA TEL lagati thi..
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A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl"s father with a lot of "tehzééb" asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied "O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya. |
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A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it"s painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don |
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A policeman arrested a prostitute in the
Hospital area & asked for her profession. <
Prostitute: I"m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections |
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Beta:mummy tum roj papa pe chad ke jump kyu marti ho?
MoM:PAPA Ke pet ki hawa nikal ne ke liye
beta:kya fayda baju wali aunty roj muh se fir hawa bhar deti hai.
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A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I"m a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO |
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Matha tek k bibi boli-Sant ji koi mat deo koi subh bachan deo.
Sant" biba bra pa k aya kro..hilde dekh k babeyan di aapni
mat mari jandi hai. |
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A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY |
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A prostitute"s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I"m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again |
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Whenevr I see a beautiful girl with fair complexion,
Sexy figure, Long hair,
d only thing I remember is the Tata Sky slogan..
ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA |
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American says:Indians r backwrd in sex technology.
Angry Indian started shaking his body.
American:Why r y u shaking?
Indian-I"m fucking my wife thru bluetooth! |
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A young gal goes to a Doc with mom
Gal: Medical check up karwana hai
Doc: Kapde utaar k parde k peeche let jaao
Gal: Mera nahin, mom ka
Doc: Oh, aap jeebh dikhayen |
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