|
 |
Choot aur Dodh phatny kee awaz nahee ati
2) Larki ko khawari 15 sal say shroo hoo jati hay
3) Jub kay Londay ka Lun 14
sal main attack karny wali positon main
hota hay
4)16 saal 30 Boobs
5) 18 Saal 32
6) 20 Saal 34
7) 26 saal 36
aur When 2 Babies 38 D . |
|
 |
i am on a mission
mission to make u cute
2 make u beautiful
2 make u smart
2 make u genious
in short
.Mission Impossible |
|
|
ek larki ki shadi hoti he per us ka hole khula hota hay!
uski maa kehti hay "apne hole mein koi kapra daal le manhoos"
larki jaldi mein MQM ka flag daal leti he! dulha chodta hay
to flag bahar nikal jata hay. dulha ghusey mein kehta hai
"in bhen chodo ne yaha bhi sector office khol liya"
|
|
|
|
Aik malang baba bhungh ghot rahey
hotey hain ore sath main collage k
larkon ko samja rahey hotey hai
Beta!
apney se bardi umer ki larki ko maan
hum umer ko behan ore choti umer
ki hawateen ko beti kehna chahiye!
larkey hum awaaz ho ker boley!
BABA Gee! Phir ye LUNN aap rakh lain bhungh ghotney
k kaam aaye Ga! |
|
|
aik din jangl k badsha shair ka dil karta hai k wata sata karon
khotai k sath.
wo awaz daita hia oye khotaya idhar aa.
khota g basha salamt!
shair! wata sata krna a.
khota! jo hokam badsha slamt.
shair! palai tu kar
khota! nai badsha slamt app palai
shiar! ok
kuch dair k bad shair oye khotya
garden pechai goma main nai choomee
lainee hai.
khota! g jo hukam
ab khotai k baree.....
kuch dair k bad khota badsha
salamt moun pechai karain main ne
choomee lainee hai.
shair! ager mairee garden murr rahee
hotee tu main nai teree pain nu
parr daina see |
|
|
Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover,there is no
extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with
little grass on pitch |
|
|
u k lia suger mil main job ai hay
mein nay tumhari bat b kar lia hay
salary 45000 se 50000 ha
kam ye hay k
GANNA
GAND ME le kar muh say cheeeni nkalni hay
:-) |
|
|
|
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. |
|
|
8 sal ka bacha rape case mein pakra jata hai.
Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar
sakta hai???
Bacha kehta hai madam hila mat warna case harjaogi.
|
|
|
sardar say uski girl freind ne boobs choosnay ko kaha.
sardar thori dair mummay choos ker roonay laga.
Girl friend:kya hoa janoo?
Sardar:Oey Maa ki yaad aagai |
|
|
1) Choot aur Dodh phatny kee awaz nahee ati
2) Larki ko khawari 15 sal say shroo hoo jati hay
3) Jub kay Londay ka Lun 14 sal
main attack karny wali positon main
hota hay
4)16 saal 30 Boobs
5) 18 Saal 32
6) 20 Saal 34
7) 26 saal 36
aur When 2 Babies 38 D |
|
|
Yar too vohi hay na Jiss koo Matric kay Exam main English kay paper
main sawal Milla "FILL IN THE BLANKS"
Aur too Apni Gand main Ungli Dal kar 3 Ghanty baitha raha :)
|
|
|
|
Three women were sitting around throwing back
a few drinks and
talking about their love lives.
One woman said,
"I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill
like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed,
"I call my husband the miner
because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped
her whiskey until her friend asked,
"Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late,
and half the time it"s in the
wrong box. |
|
|
a girl and boy were siting alone
that boy started touching the girl
girl:dont touch me
all thing only after marriage
boy
ook
call me when u r maried |
|
|
chandni raat me chatai par chaca ne chaci ke choot chatti
chaci chilai choot chatna chor condom charha chod chotye
|
|
|
raat koo old cuple may larai hoti hai or wo sojatay
thori daer k bad admi jag jata hai to aourth
chillati hai uttha hai mera sher kouch kar k he soye ga
adme: karne karane walay ki maa ki choot sref muthay ga or sojay ga
|
|
|
LARKI:maa kia yeh such hay kay jahan larkay lund
daltay hain wahan say hi bachay hotay hain?
MAA: yes
LARKI: Oh iss ka matlab mery bachay moun say hongay
|
|
|
GIRL:tum mujh ko swimming sikhatay waqt mery nichay ungli
kion dal daitay ho?
INSTRUCTOR: woh issliye kay agar surakh say pani gaya tu tum
doob jowgi |
|
|
suhag raat ko dulha bola"jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par
lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun"
dulhan sharma kar boli"aap ka rocket 1 baar daikh loun
phir decide karoungi" |
|
|
1 larkay nay baap ko viagira ki goli di aur kaha papa agar
achi lagay tu istimal kay baad mery takiye kay nichay 100rs
rakh daina.
agli subah larkay nay takiye kay nichay daikha tu 1100rs
paray thay
larka:abu may nay tu 100rs kahay thay?
BAAP:baita may nay 100 hi rakhay thay 1000 teri maa
nay rakhay hain..... |
|
|
wife catches husband with naukrani
NAUKRANI:maaf kardo bibi jee 500rs ka lalach mila tha.
WIFE:may tujhay 5000rs doun gi bata tu nay sahab jee ka
khara kaisay kiya? |
|
|
dimagh kay liye
BADAM ka juice.
dil kay liye
PYAAR ka juice.
sehat kay liye
ANAR ka juice
khus rehnay kay
liye
?
?
?
?
MERA CHOOS:) |
|
|
Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar |
|
|
|
aik aadmi murghi ki gand me lund dalnay
ki koshish kar raha hota hay
oor kehta hay "KHOL VI ANDAY NALON TAY NAI MOTA"
|
|
|
|
ek din bai ko ghar saaf karte waqt
condom mila.to usne malkin se poocha.
Bai: Ye kya hai?
Malkin: kyun tere gaoun me sex nahi karte hai kya?
Bai: karte hai par itna hi nahi ki khaal hi utar jaye..........
|
|
|
Gilrls College k samnay se 11 Girls Kailay bachnay waly se
11 kailay mangti hen, Kailay wala kehta he k puray
12 he melayngay, to aik Girl kehti he"
Chlo Yaar Aik Kha Leyn Ge"
|
|
|
|
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17 |
|
 |
|
|
