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A Guy picks up a girl
4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur
knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn`t let
you touch me below my belt. |
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Q: What is the
similirity between SEX and SHOPPING? A: MAN can not
hold both for more than 5 minutes. |
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I want to suck you...
lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna
feel you in my mouth...yep, tat`s how u...eat an ice
cream! |
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REMEMBER: if u need a
FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands
for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me
that we FUCK till eternity! |
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Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye ma"m, they disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai. |
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One day sardar did not get erection while having sex so
he put his cock in a tub of water. His wife was zapped,
so he told her: Dekh raha hu ki puncture hai kya
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Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi.
One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka?
He lift lungi & says naal ke saath 450 ka. |
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Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: do u have girlfriend?
"no"
do u visit pros?
"no"
do u go 4 mujra?
"no"
"to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?" |
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One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: so so ke loge?
Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega. |
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Sardar used to fuck sardarni using milk as lubricant.
Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctor came
out of OT said, "no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA."
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What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the
same girl?
Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein
ghussy. |
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He : Andar Gaya? She : Ha.. Gaya. He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara Bhi Nahi. He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab Isme Daalo. He : Achha Laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO.... ...
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dhooni ki bahen nay kaha 200 loongi
shoaib akhtar nay kaha 100 dunga hill main khud loonga.
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Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??
Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi
Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!
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Mubarak Ho
Govt ne Teri Sun Li
Bari Tension me thay Tum
Dosro ko daikh ker taraptay thay
Ab Khush ho ja
Market may
1 inch ki luli ka Condom a gya hay
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School ki Ghanti
Ghareeb ka Dervaza
Aur Lerki
Jab bhi Bajaoo ge
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Bachay he Niklain ge |
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Mubarak Ho
Govt ne Teri Sun Li
Bari Tension me thay Tum
Dosro ko daikh ker taraptay thay
Ab Khush ho ja
Market may
1 inch ki luli ka Condom a gya hay |
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School ki Ghanti
Ghareeb ka Dervaza
Aur Lerki
Jab bhi Bajaoo ge
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Bachay he Niklain ge |
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What"s Nasbandi.......?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi... ;-> |
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HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ:
1st Yr... AG
2nd Yr..OG
3rd Yr... SuNTeY HOo
4th Yr... farro K abba
5th Yr... MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo
6th Yr... KaHA MaR GayE
7th Yr... AaP AatY HOo K My AaO |
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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo |
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An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother:
"Mere Paas Degree Hai Knowledge Hai 4 Logon Mein
Baithne Ki Izzat Hai Tere Paas Kya Hai?".
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai |
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Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Saddam bhi mara gaya,
Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rehti
Lagta hai dharti pe satyug aanewala hai |
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chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 larki ko baba je
nay goud may bitha lia.
kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli
"ya enu bitha ya menuu" |
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ek larki ki shadi hoti he per us ka hole khula hota hay!
uski maa kehti hay "apne hole mein koi kapra daal le manhoos"
larki jaldi mein MMA ka flag daal leti he! dulha chodta hay
to flag bahar nikal jata hay. dulha ghusey mein kehta hai
"in bhen chodo ne yaha bhi sector office khol liya" |
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Schoolgirl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
SchoolGirl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral. |
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