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Lady patient : What
is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s
sex? Doctor : Childbirth. |
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sambha:sardar thakur
ka kya karna hai? gabbar:uske haath kaat do aur roz
3 blue film dikhao,woh khud tarap tarap kar mar
jaayega. |
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Girl: Ouch its 2
tight Boy: Dnt Worry I wll do it solwy Girl: Push it
in Boy: Aah i cant Girl: It Painfull Boy: 4Get it,
Lets get another wedding ring |
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Dont ask any girl
about "2659" bcoz its a secret code 2inch ka hole
6inch ka LUN 5minute ka maza 9month ki saza |
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Wife catch her
husband wid her nokrani Nokrani:bibi g maf kr do 500
ka lalach mila tha WIFE:main tujhe 5000 dun gi pehle
ye bata tu ne sahb ka khara kaise kia |
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Love is the gamble
sex is the game boys do the action girls get the
blame one night of pleasure nine months of pain one
night in hospital and junior needs a name |
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Girl: Braizer dikhao
Salesman:38 chali gi? Grl:choti dikhao SM:36?
Grl:choti SM:34? Grl:aur choti SM:32? Grl:thori aur
SM:Bhen ji, Sani-Plast laga lo, pimple Hoga ! |
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Ek to tum etraty
bohot ho agur bat kary koe to sharmate bohot ho dil
karta hy tumhari gaand mardu per suna hy tum
chellate bohot ho |
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18 age.din rat, 28
age roz rat,38 age jummy rat, 48 age chand rat, 58
age only jazbat 68 age ghalat bat!!!! |
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AT 18 a lady is like
a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball,
10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind
her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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Ab samay Nahi hai
Rone ka Ab Samay Hai Bachha Hone Ka Tab to Tum nahi
Royi Thi JAb Chipak chipak kar soyi thi Ab kehti ho
meri maang bharo Tab kahti thi aur karo |
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A beautiful poem on
tatti read it carefullyTatti meri pyari tatti flush
wich shingaari tatti peeli tatti kaali tatti haayo
meri pyari tatti kudrat da dastoor niralasaaryan nu
hi aave tatti khul ke je na aave tattisachi bara
satave tatti lgataar je aave tatti sab de hosh urave
tatti ander pata nai factory kerijeri roz bnave
tatti Rab kare savere tainu bhangra kardi aave tatti
eh sms sab nu frwd krnai tan band howay teri tatti |
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Lund ki adalat may
pashi.Lund. Judge Shab. Bachpan may mara gala kat
diya gaya.Jawani may mujay masal k admara kar dya
gaya.Bhurapay may mujay Sorang may dal dya gaya.Mara
kya kasoor hai.Judge Shab.Bharway to Akarta bhi to
bohut tha |
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Girl : Arey Itna Bara
Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi Boy : Jaldi Se Munh Kholo
Girl : Oops Saare Kapray Geele Ho Gaye Boy : Aur Lo
Gi? Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh GOOL GAPEY Tum Hi Khao |
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Girl Mom se jab mein
susu karti hon to siti ki awas aati hey par aap ki
nahi aati..MoM replies: beita siti to meri bhi bajti
thi lakin terey baap ne baja baja kar kharab kar di
hai |
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Teacher:teri
shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai?
Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi
di, pata nahi kis madar chod ne aapki gand main
ungli ki hai. agar woh maa ka lora samne aajay to us
ki kuri ko chod k rakh doon. sir ap ka student gand
marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi dega |
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Government imposing
new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love
Rs.50. But you don`t worry, flirting is still free. |
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sagar
main pani... pani main fish... aapko Namaste...
aapki girlfreind ko kiss.. muaaaaaaaaaah, maja aa
gaya |
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THEKEDAR
ka Beta bola: Papa mujhe Ek Bhai aur chahiye aaj aur
abhi Papa:Beta is kaam me 9 mahenay lagtay hain
BETA:Papa aap to THEKEDAR ho, 5-7 aadmi laga do
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Aik
din husband n wife picture dekhnay cinema ma
gai.picture dekhnay k dauran Bewi na husband sa kaha............
Aiy gggg pichli seat walay admi na paisay nikal liya
hain...Husband Kahan sa .....Bewi aiy ggg waha sa
(feeling shy and said waha sa ..{From
Bra)....Husband said tumhay pata kiyo nahin chala
jub wo paisay nikal raha tha.......Bewi mjhay kya
pata wo paisay nikal raha hai...... |
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Wife asked his
husband how many women he had slept with. Husband
proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was
awake!! |
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3 guys were
introduced 2 a girl, hi I`m Peter not a saint, hi
I`m Paul not a pope, I`m john not a baptist, the
girl said hi I`m mary not a virgin! |
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Why do women wear
flowered panties? A: Cuz its there way of saying,
`In memory of those who were buried here! |
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Wives r Incoming
Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree
Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r
Missed Calls |
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Q: Why men walk more
and women talk more? A: Coz men have three legs and
women have four lips! |
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Q:) Why do ldy
journalists have big breast? A:) bcoz they always
say "PRESS" |
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