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A lady from 2nd floor
asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera
deta
hai to oopar aaja. |
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Bus Me
1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay |
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Hair
oil
ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein
Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER
ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago! |
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Daughter: Mom, kya
yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,
bachha wahin se nikalta
hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se
niklega? |
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1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata
hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai
is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta
hai
"ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le" |
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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir
ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay. |
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He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind |
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES |
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When a man talks
dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per
minute! |
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School mein bachche
ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap
koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal
hi jayega...! |
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INDIA KI REET...
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost
Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... |
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Husband: kash hamare
ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to
ladki bhi nahi hoti. |
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God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing
Men?
Women: It’s OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for
us is not Detachable. |
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Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year
old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? |
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Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love
you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you! |
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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe
chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide
karungi |
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Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy &
Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination. |
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Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend
was wearing one and he got hit by a bus! |
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Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a
lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate
heads during Respective Driving. |
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Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the
Whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - We're closed. |
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Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like?
A: Fuck-fuck-fuck...... fuck-fuck-fuck. |
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A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran
up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick &
said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!
The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty
impressive, could you make me one too! |
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Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a
toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a
new one every 3 months! |
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Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul
butter?
Both are delicious when spread. |
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Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India
& setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business &
are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO.
failed? |
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Doctors have discovered that most single women can't
fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until
they get married to one. |
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