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girls
are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan
ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download
their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever
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How Do
U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet
During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a
Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u
Later. |
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Sadham meets kajol n
asks
her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi
kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n
he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!! |
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teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i
luv ur daughter |
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NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR
DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE
GRL
TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY |
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A MAN
PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU
LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?????
SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!! |
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What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a
church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo
2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @
home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back
unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide
under the
bed & khali ot top
of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her
bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she
said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is
on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a
finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down
from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything
is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ |
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Ek
aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya.
Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se
Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi |
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One night, Mooch was making
love for
the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on
TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the
virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all
angles to fuck it" |
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Why
are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY |
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart
woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. |
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A job
in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best |
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What
if goctors
started directing
movies?
Here are eg:
1.stethoscopukal
katha parayunnu.
2.Oru ECG diary
kuruppu..
3.Meerayude CT yum
muthuvinte X-Rayum
4.Vasanthiyum aidsum
pinne nhanum
5.Ayal BP
edukkugayanu.
6.MBBS penninu MD
payyan
7.Sister marude
shradhayku.
8.Neru ariyan MRI
9.Syringe Madhavan.
10.BDS MOOSA
11.Compounder raman.
12.Meenathil surgery.
13.Parakum gulika.
14.Sister vannu
vilichappol.(A)
15.The
mortuary.(horror) |
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER
:Now
name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's
sister" |
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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee,
Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per
qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja |
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar
karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de
sakte. |
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Man
ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so
that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she
can LUV U....... |
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A
priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest
prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened
his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God
please close your eyes |
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A
convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he
was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected
with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be
injected with AIDS, after they have finished with
him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u
laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a
condom |
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What is the difference between
secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says
GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS
MORNING SIR. |
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Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's
you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In
2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the
panties. |
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There are 256 bones
in your body! Would u like another? |
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I`ve lost my teddy
bear.......do u want to sleep with me 2nite? |
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Dosti Phoodi Nahi ju
chud jaye... Dosti gannd nahi ju phat jaye... Dosti
tu Lun hai Ju uttay tu... Zameen hil Jaye... |
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