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After having resigned
as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his
elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the
photo. Next day the photo
appears
front page
of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third
from left!" |
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was
hosting a
Japanese Delegation
for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese
Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he
stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three
years and we willturn it into an economic superpower
like Japan." Laloo was very surprised."You Japanese
are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me three days
and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!" |
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A Wife is sleeping in
the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get
up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window,
hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the
hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation????????????? |
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Best SMS of the year-
a
Mother makes her
son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him
STUPID in 2 minutes |
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A daughter sends a
telegram to her
father on her
clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives
as:"father, your daughter has been successful in
BED." |
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in chemistry class
teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl
answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! |
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Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 |
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Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took
my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL! |
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A girl
& her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl
shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom
cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is
coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside" |
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PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE
HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA
KAR LE |
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Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me
my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number,
Astropamist:
Oh.
No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga...... |
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eight
man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop
..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she
laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "******* |
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One is
looking very upset by thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE" |
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Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for
ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER
furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same
stop at the same time. So other day they were
waiting
until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said
"I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady
didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES
WHATS WRONG? |
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A
womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son,
a university student. "Our son is so brilliant,
every time we get a letter from him we have tio go
to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are
lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a
letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!" |
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a kid
says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga |
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Can U
name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS
into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING &
ofcourse fucKING |
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question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil
jawan NISAR hogaya |
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Two
snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! |
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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata
dena ye do peg ke
baad khulti hain |
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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to
scare his friends "Should I take the price tag
off?", the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your
father too |
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Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi
Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se
nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He |
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A
young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys
never SLEEP.... |
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a man
gave his testes to boy to play.they threw moni on
him he pressurisd them and man dead |
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i want
to fuck u from day to late night so that u get
pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot
of money from insurance policy of ur child |
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1986 ke girl;
Mama
jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............
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