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lun jo gia CHOOT main ,,tatay hayran rah gay AQAA kidher gia |
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Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted
"THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN".
The man, unzipping his pants said,
"THIS TOO"! |
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Girl says: Mom, our neighbor"s son have penis like peanut.
Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!! |
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old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
the engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED |
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boy:i can kiss u without even touching u.
girl:u can"t.
boy:lagi rs20 20 ki.
girl:ok (boy kisses tightly)
girl:u touched me.
boy: yeh lo 20 Rupees |
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5 advantages of breast milk:
1.no need to boil.
2.cat can"t steel it
3.available in attractive containers
4.popular in all age groups
5.take one get one free |
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what is similarity between pregnant lady & burned toast????
donoo mein insan sochta hai kash aik min pehley nikal leta!
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WHAT IS THE SEX
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they
make population |
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,
a cunt...
Only one man fits in it,
he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off |
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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive |
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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?...................
One is for fighting and one is to make up |
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The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
7 days of bleeding without dieing,
letting a man come without yelling |
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Doc:Do u watch ur husband"s face while makng love?
Lady:I did once and saw anger.
Doc:Y?
Lady:Bcoz he was watching from the window!!! |
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Gals u know whats the Esex
viverting mod me cell apni choot ke ander rakhoo then call ur boy
farand call u this call e sex |
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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga |
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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its"A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl" now reverse the order
:GFEDCBA "Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!! |
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jab nigahain ho paaon pe
hath hoon knees pe
dil ho halaq main
aur
ansu hon gaalon pe to
samajh lena
ke tum Peshawar main ho |
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Jehra msg na kare usdi bund wich 10 lun 2 glass 3 chamache
5 thaliyan 11 manje 8 sofe 2 cooler 6 ac 9 scooter 7 rajayian
5 tv 3 dvd 2 caran 9 boot 21 shirt 18 pentan 2 pani walian tankiyan
10 kille pealee 2 savage . msg kar nahi tan piche toori wala
truck v aa reha hai. |
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