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Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down &
mostly in night shifts! |
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All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect. |
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Aloo lo
Pindi lo
Bengan lo
Kiya lo
Gobi lo
Kadu lo
Kele lo
Tamatar lo
Ramatori lo
Kele lo
Karele lo
Jo marji lo
Bund tuhadi hai.. |
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Teacher: beta "jimedari" shabd se ek vakya banao..
Chinto: madam apke blouz ke 4 buton me se agar 3 toot jaaien to sari
"jimedari" 1 buton par aa jayegi ! |
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Mujhe police ne bahut maara or 1 hi baat puchhi k tumara wo dost
kaha hai,Jo 50 Rs me 3 bar gand deta hai or chupe free marta hai
Dost,main tera naam nahi dasya |
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If has rilance condom factory :Add slogan is- kar lo lund muthi me gand maro chutki me
mere papa ka sapna har lund pe ho condom apna |
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Dear subscriber,
recharge with 5500 & get a 16yr girl,
3300 get 28yr woman,
1100 get 45yr lady,
220 get 1 coconut oil pack 4 selfservice.
LIMITED PERIOD offer |
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Santa: Oye Banta don"t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi? |
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai |
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The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the
asssssssss. Banta says:
Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai
kitna
dard hota hai. |
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What"s the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary |
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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak
hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke
peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai |
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Prostitute: doc, my hole is too big.
Doctor looks into the hole & says GOD...GOD... GOD...
Prostitute: Why are you repeating the word God?
Doctor: It was an ECHO! |
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Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquito enters
the
girl"s skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer : The boy"s hand |
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A prostitute goes to a Bank to deposit a 1000 rupee note.
The teller
says,"Sorry Madam, the note is a fake.
""Oh my God! exclaimed the prosstitute, "I have been raped." |
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Santa: Have you ever Fucked your girlfriend in the other hole?
Banta: Are you mad? She"ll get pregnant |
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A guy walks into a local pharmacy
and walks up to the counter where a
lady
pharmacist is filling prescriptions.
When she finally gets around to
helping him he says,
"I"d like 99 conndoms please". With a surprised
look
on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Conndoms!?! Fucck me!"
The guy replies, "Make it 100 then..." |
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Girl to Mom: when I see the neighbor"s son, my braa tightens.
Mom: Next time, don"t wear the bra, his pant would tighten |
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Secret of long life...
Morning 2 eggs
Evening 2 pegs and
Night 2 legs |
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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak
hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke
peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai |
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Dosti main aae dost main teri pent utar doon,
MOta sa LUN teri gaNd main dal doon,
KOi aur dekhe tujhe lOnde Baaz ki nazar se ,
Us BharWe KI GaNd pe Fire maar DoOn... |
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What"s De Best Sexual Position To Have An Ugly Child.........????
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Ask Ur Parents..... |
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Never Play wid Girl"s Heart........She has Only 1
Its OKay to Play wid her Boobs....she has 2
POM POM....... |
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Sardarni was having pain during delivery
...
Sardar ji prayed: "Oh lord plz make the hole loose for
the baby and then tight again for the DADDY...!!
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Na AiDS SE DARTY HAiN NA CONDUM SE
DARTY HAIN TOU BAssS ZAMANY SE
iSLiYE HATH SE KARTTY HAiN...
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Larka larki sex kar rahe thay.
Sunddenly Larka bolla kya hum Shadi kar lain?
larki: bolli mazdur ho!
mazduri karo...factory ke malik banne ke koshish mat karo..!!! |
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