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Can U Repeat This Fast...
Chandu K Chacha Ne Chandu Ki
Chachi Ki Chut Chati To Chachi Chillayi,
Chutiye Chut Chaatna Chhod Aur Condom Chada Ke Chod...
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El larki
AAHA
Adhi raat ko
AAHA
Jungle main
OHOO
Jhari k peeche
AHAA
Sub se chup k
AHA
Daba daba k
AHA
Chos chos k
OHOO
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Aam kha rahi thi
AAHAHAH |
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Why are condoms only sold in packets of 3 and 12?
Because 3 are for young ppl like me (morning,afternoon, night)
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12 for old ppl ,like u Jan,feb,mar,apr,.... |
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Y dont Women keep Cell in dere shirts pocket??
Coz dere is No range near Mountains...
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Y do men keep Cell in dere Pants Pocket....??
Coz dere is alwayz signal near Towers.......
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aapka aaj ka rashifal-
1. fuddu kamo mein dhyan rahega,
2. lund pe pakad dheeli rahegi,
3. chut k darshan nirasha janak rahege,
4. aur koi apki gand mar sakta hai.
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Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom banane lage toh...??
Hona kya....
Raat Bar DISHUM-DISHUM !!!!!!! |
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WIFE: Sunoji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai,
ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai sex karne ka?
Husband: Soongh ke.
Wife: To tumhe kya zukam hua hai ?
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1 Sawal : Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai ?
Jawaab : Soye huye pappu par condom chadaana !
TRY IT : |
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There was a guy who
was struggling to
decide what to wear
to go to a fancy costume party...
Then he had a
bright idea.
When the host
answered the door,
he found the guy
standing there
with no shirt and
no socks on.
"What the hell are
you supposed to be?"
asked the host. "A
premature ejaculation,"
said the man. "I
just came in my pants!"
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A genie granted a man 2 wishes...
He asked for the best wine in the
world and the best woman in the world...
He got the best wine and MOTHER TREASA !
Moral : Be specific ! |
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Malik-main tumhare liye chudiya laya hu.
Naukrani-aap hi pehna djiye.
Malik-mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to,
main panty lekar aata. |
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"Katil lagta hai aadmi,
jab uske haath main TALWAAR hoti hai.
Us se bhi katil lagti hai AURUT,
jab uske badan pe na KURTA na SALWAAR hoti hai."
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Jatt fastfood te call karda hai-dakke wali kulfi hai?
Maneger"yes"
Jatt: bund ch laila.
5 min baad Jatt-"Dakke wali kulfi hai?"
Manager-"nahi"
Jatt:sarian bund ch lai betha en?
Mngr Calls police & tells about jatt
Police: kina time ho gya es gal nu?
Manager: sir 15-20 min hogey
Police: kulfian pighal gaian honian teri
bund ch paiyan,hun dakke kad le..! |
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Baba bakrian chare bund bakre di mare.
bakra nassan nu kare baba dhakan nu kare.
bakra ro piya babe da cho piya.
baba pajj gaya bakra sms pad k hass peya
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi
bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
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Bride"s Dad hands a note to the groom:
"GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE."
Groom gave another note back to father:
"CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN." |
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Schoolgirl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
SchoolGirl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral.
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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar
pagal ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se iss waqt
baat karna chahte hain, uska
DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI. |
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Custmer: My wife needs a Bra but I don’t know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate.
Custmer: Oh I forgot she needs panties too!
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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they"d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What"s the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don"t have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman"s nipples for?
A. It"s Braille for "suck here".
Q. What"s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. What"s the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the
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Q : 2 homo ladke khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar kya bolenge ???
A : yaar ladki aisi hai to uska bhai kaisa honga ???
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"I"d like to buy
some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing
the attractive salesgirl, "but I don"t know her
size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her
hand in his.
"Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly
smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried
as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also
needs a bra and panties." |
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said. |
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BOSS to secretary: book my tiket for london,
aur suno mera naam "D K BOSE" likhwana,
warna airport pe mera naam "BhoseDK" announce hota hai....!
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Husband: Did u have any boy friend befor our marriage?
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main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Abe mujhe gin to lene dde........
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Woh Sunday ki shaam thi,
haath mein glass bhari jaam thi,
pilane wali jhakaas Raand thi
aur jab hosh aaya toh Police ka danda aur apni Gaand thi! |
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