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Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his "Law of Gravity" |
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Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord!
Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
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Degrees of girls
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB- Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc-Beautiful Sexy cunt
MBBS-Member of Big Boob Society
MBA-Married But availabe. |
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who
was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG.... |
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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko
chein nahi hai? SARDAR: "Chain" hai par khulti nahi hai!!!` |
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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating |
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Bhosri Plaza Hotel
"MENU CARD"
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up; |
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host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee
kuch packa
wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo
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Sardar holding his wife"s boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu
bra di lor nai si"
Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor
nai si" |
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Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar
tum apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi
main aik gun rakhtay hain |
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
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Girl: Im like a radio,
my mouth spkr,
my left breast tuner,
right 1 volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet! |
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1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur
baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.
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DOGS DOING SEX.....
SON:dad ye kya ho raha hai?
DAD:peeche wala kutta sahara leker chal raha hai.
SON:ghor kalyug hai,jise sahara do wohi gaand mar leta hai."!!
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Girl-doctor jab me su-su karti hu to 4 dhar nikalti hain.
After checkng doct.said 4 dhar hi niklegi,
andar kisi ki pant ka buton Fas gaya hai
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Je Dil da naam Bund hunda, tan Geet kidda de hunde..?
Guess..
Hans Raj Hans:
Bund lai ke mukar gaye o pardes nu tur gaye..
Manmohn waris:
Koka karke dhokha hae bund lai gia..
Babbu mann:
Meri bund vich tera ghar hove kade aia kar kade jaia kar..
Sukhbir:
Bund dena bund lena hai Sauda khara khara. |
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Ek ladki ne apne bajurg dey pair chhuey aur kaha
"Pari paney bauji"
Bajurg ne peeth par haath rakha aur kaha
"jindi reh puttar,
ki gal ajj bra nee
payee ?" |
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Santa: Kal main apni wife di yaad bhulan layi sharab di bottle
da sahara lita.
banta:-Te fer ki hoya?
Santa: Bhen choda mera Lun bottle wich Faass gaya.
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INVITATION
Mrs. Bra and Mr. Kachha lal request your
solocit presence on the marriage of their son
"LUND LAL"
with
"FUDI KUMARI"
D/O
Mrs. Bund & Mr. Gandu Kumar.
At kotha #15,Rundi bazar.
FUNCTIONS
MUMMA PUTAI
27 Oct.
CHUMMA CHHATI
28 Oct.
CHUDA CHUDAI
29 Oct.
Meli chachi ki chudai me jalul aana ....MASTER TATTE & BABY BHOSRI.
RSVP : Jhatey,mumme,
condom & wisper. |
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Gabbar-Ye gaand mujhe de de thakur!!
THAKUR- Dekh gabbar,haath tak to theek tha,
magar " BUND PANGA "mujhe pasand nahin!! |
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DROPADI
chemist se -
bhaiya
105 Nirodh dena,
chemist bola
105 kya karogi ?
DROPADI boli...
"MADAR CHOD"
Pandavo
aur
Korwo ka
compromise
ho gya hai... |
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A Salesman tired of his job...He gave up to B"cum a Policeman.
Several months later his friend askd: How he liked his new job?
He replied: The pay is Gud, The hours aren"t bad
But
the Wat i like the Best is
"The Customer is Always Wrong"....;-> |
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A BIHARI WOMEN 2 PUNJABI CONDUCTOR-
Bhaiya 1 Patna...
PUNJABI CONDUCTOR-
O ji 1 da ki patna
dono hi patwa lo.....
( . )( . ) |
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Arz kiya hai:
"Fuddu" hain woh log jo "muth ko muth" kehte hain.
Yeh to woh aansoo hain jo "fuddi" ki judai mein behte hai.. |
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Aa gayi haneri,udd gaye phatte
Muk gaye msg,FAR LO TATTE |
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