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Boy-Teri fudi de har zakm t mera na hona mera kuj ni jana
tera hi na badnam hona.
Girl-mere veer vi pehla menu hi marnge,
kanjra has na bund ta teri v paadnge.
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After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend:
U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Teachr ne bra nahi Pehni thi aur blouse k 2hook khulgaye.
Ye dekh 2ladke Hasne lage.
Teachr:Hasso mat nahitoh "DONO" ko Baahar Nikal Dungi.
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"Congratulations..!you have won NOKIA N73 and N95 with Rs.1000/-
talktime.Plz visit at www.BUND DEJA SET LEJA.com hurry up...
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Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha.
Uska WO bahot bada tha. Ek aurat ne dekha to boli hamara
desh tarakki kaise karega, saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai...
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 Fuck,
All these r free but depends on Lu
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Do u know Who is the best goalkeeper in this world ?
ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her,
ur balls will never go in. |
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Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar?
Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
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Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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GRIL: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
GRIL: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
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A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
MAN: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
MAN: Free mein |
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,
dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha
hoon, istri garm hai mar
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Doctor advised pesent Dabaa ke doodh piyo.
pesent Doodh to khoob peeta hoon per wohh dabaney nahin deti. |
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Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde,
khulli karde ne. |
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Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the? |
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Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han,
bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai
te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
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Q: What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye. |
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What do woman sually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: sono mayri panty bara kaha bhakhi hai |
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What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mere bra or panty kaha bhkhi
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What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi. |
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What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result
of standing cock. |
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What"s common between Suicide and Masturbation?
Khud-Kushi & Khud-Khushi. |
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What"s common between the sun & women"s underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.
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Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his
luggage hanging outside... |
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Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 &
Panties plural when it covers only one?
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