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There
was a man who never romped or played. He never
smoked or drank, nor kissed a girl. And he passed
away, insurance was denied. Since he had never
lived, they claimed he never died. So live it up.
CHEERS |
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Once
upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after. |
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Daily
Prayer: O GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay
Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty,
Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT,
Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion
Levy & many more. Besides don't forget Gunda Hafta,
Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc... If we have
some time & money left after that, we will do some
Business. Cheers to Booming Indian Economy! Gud Day! |
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Behind
every successful woman, there is a satisfied men!
But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted
man...!! |
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All
desirable things in life are either illegal, banned,
expensive or married to someone else! |
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There's
a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.
You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you
can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence. |
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What
would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused...? I knew you would be! |
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How to
catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will
come to you on their own. Because they just love
NUTS ! |
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A highly
successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur
best gf?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur
performance. |
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The most
interesting thing about this sms is that by the time
you realize that nothing is written in it.... it
would be too late for you to stop reading it! |
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you
are good is like expecting the bull not to charge
because you are a vegetarian! |
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If I was
a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an
author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you
would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a
psychiatrist. |
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Hi, keep
messaging me and win exciting prizes:
3rd Prize: Lots of Luv.
2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship.
1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart. |
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No
matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is,
how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I
just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business. |
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Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to
come along but in the meantime have some fun with
the wrong ones. |
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Well,
they do say opposite attracts... So I sincerely
'hope' you meet somebody who is attractive, honest,
intelligent, and cuultured. |
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A
teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and
a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never
finished high school. |
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In order
to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the
remaining is only 36-24-36 |
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Miss U
Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi.
Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye! |
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A Law
Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW
of Finance for Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law |
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A
motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird,
put in cage with bread & water.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My
God! I've killed the motorist. |
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M_rkh,
St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_,
Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete without
‘U’ |
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As u
face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer:
Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking
sender. May his smartness increases everyday. |
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A good
friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers
n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse
bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona! |
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Q: Where
do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements. |
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Q: What
is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls. |
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