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college ki life mai kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,
agar acche se parhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor to
koi engineer
warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai.! |
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Arz Hai:
Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!
Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye. |
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. |
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college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.! |
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Apki ANKHAIN jheel jesi gehri hain
G chahta hai ....
k
In main>>>>
MACHLIYAN
chor don
><(((:>__><(((:>
>< ))):>____><(((:>
>< ))):>___><(((:> |
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FROG:sardar ka dimag nahi hota.
SARDAR:hota hai.
FROG:nahi hota (&jumps in water)
SARDAR:haw! lai is main khud kushi ki kiya baat thi!
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Haste the jinhe hasane k liye woh rulakar chale gaye,
apne dil se meri yaadein mitakar chale gaye,
kya gila karun khuda se...jab apne dil ko khud
tadpate chale gaye! |
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Once Banta Singh attended
an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!!! |
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Agar
Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke
naayi kar rahe
hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi
namumkin hai… |
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SaRDAR:sochne vali baat he?
SaRDARNI:kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal
jata he?
SaRDARNI:lekin kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki aap dekh rahe hai.
"STAR PLUS".... |
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sardars
wife asks to sardar k hamari larki jawaan ho gae he
koi 28
saal ka larka dhoondo
sardar says agar 28 saal ka na mila to 14, 14 de do
le awan |
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tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA ..... |
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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo
Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main. |
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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega ? |
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Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Address na mile to vaapis chale jaana !!! |
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main nain b kisi say pyar kiya tha
.
thora nahi bayshomar kiya tha
.
meri tu dunya hee badal gai
.
jab aus nain kaha
.
.
.
arrt=y main nain tu sirf mazak kiya tha...!! |
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Meaning of ABCDEFG: A Boy
Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch Bakra Again
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Sardar 2 hotel manager:- "Jaldi chalo meri biwi
khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager:- "What can I do?"
Sardar:- "Abe idiot, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."...... |
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Lo aj khuda ki hikmat samjh main ayi
Apki duniya main amad samjh main ai
Apko duniya main bheja us ka bahana tha
Shaitan k baad bhi to kisi ko ana tha |
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Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki |
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Laila ko Majnu ka sms nahi aya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Laila marney wali hai Majnu ke pyar main,
Aur Majnu betha hai sms free hone ke intazar main
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Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why u want 2 die ?
Husband: Becoz main itni khushi bardasht nahi ker
sakta! |
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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur
Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara
Chilaey Chai Chai!! |
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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar
Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :) |
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Two Lover Went For Socide Boy Jumps First after boy
jump Gilr Close her Eyez n Turn back n say Pyaar
Andha Hota Hai during jumps boy open his Perashoot n
say Pyaar Kabhi Merta Nahi :) |
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close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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