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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play
well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well,
Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well. ... |
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Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!! |
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Her dum yad rakhengay SETMAX ki trha
Her Pal Bekhabar rakhengay GEO ki Trha
Her Pal entrtain karengay THE MUSIC ki trha
But Plz
Ignore Na krna PTV ki trha!! |
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Girls of old age: phla phla pyar he jea bekrar he
aja mere balma tera intzar he!! Modrn grls: phla
phla pyar he,aja mere balma nhn to d0sra tyar he!!! |
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Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.” |
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Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai. |
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hasti thi hasati thi
baloo ko lehrati thi
kuch soch kr sharmati thi
phir kuch soch k muskurati thi
aaj pta chala
saali pagall thi!! |
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koi pathar se naa mare mare dewane ko
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Technology ka zamana hai,,,
Bomb se ura dooooo usko............! |
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ek shayari 4 u
tere pyar ka saya
[wah ]
tere pyaar ka saya
[wah wah]
tere pyaar ka saya
[wah wah wah]
2minute ruk main SUSU karke aaya... |
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what is the relationship
between coffee shop and wine shop?
Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and
ends at the wine shop...! |
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A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE. |
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Amrecian larki ko jab Red Rose doo too woh muskura
kai side per rakh leti hai.....
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England ki larki ko jab Red Rose do too woh thank
you kehti hai...
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Brazil ki larki ko jab Red Rose do to woh zor zor
say hasti hai...
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Japan ki larki ko jab Red Rose doo to woh khoobsurti
say guldan mai sajate hai...
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African ki larki ko jab Red Rose do too woh khushi
sy pho0l he kha jate hai...
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AuuuuuuuuR PAKISTANI larki ko jab doo too mou bana
kai bolti hai “KASH YEH PHOL GHOOBHI KA HOTA TO RAAT
KO ALU GHOOBHI KA SALAN BAN JATA.! |
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A 60year old bachelor
advertises his zarurat-e-rishta
in newspaper.
After a month,
he gets a letter saying "Miya!
is umar mein RISHTAY nahi,
FARISHTAY aate hain.! |
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Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum. |
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Husband:Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai.
Wife: ThanX G
Husband:Lipstick B SOhni Lagai hai.
Wife: ThanX G
Husband:Makeup B Sohna Kia Hai.
Wife:ThanX G.
Husband: Sohni Phir B Nahi Lag rahi...!! |
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Pani mein tairna machali ka style,
Hawa mein urna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna mera style,
Fukat ka message parna aap ka style. |
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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Because, I want to be there 4 u,
Because,!
One of my friends is selling Tissue Papers
Buy 1, Get 1 Free... hhhhhhhheeeee..........
hhhhaaaaaa!!! |
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Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha
Phir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye
Aate gaye
Phir
Phir
Phir
Phir kya
MUJHE
ATHANNI Deni hee pari.! |
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when i was SAD u were there
when i was CRYING u were there
when i was UNHAPPY u were there
Now i have understood
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K SAARI FASAAD KI JAD TUM He Hoo.! |
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Osama Bin Laden's favourite
song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya." |
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Is dil may taraney buhat hai
Zindgi mai bhaney bht hai
kis kis ko SMS karoon???
Kia karey yaar hamare DEEVANEY buhat hai.!
Apni dosti ki gari kuch iss qadar chal pari
jaise kick marte he bike chal pari
dua hai na lagey iss mei koi break
speed itni ho ke na kar sakey koi overtake. |
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Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi
e-mail se b hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai
hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai...! |
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaari hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael,
Ford mane gaari. Oxford bole toh Baelgaari. |
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke
sab khilone
chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahi,woh apne khilone pahechan lega. |
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour sae
Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...! |
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aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai....
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami
hai! |
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