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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth,
nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me
how you are? |
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to
you???? |
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1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do. |
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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl
closed her eyes & return back
saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his
parachute saying love never dies. |
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Ik
raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager
saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi
kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii |
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A sardarji
Doctor
falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter
to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... |
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Sardar
to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi
karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend=
Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3
bacche... |
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Sardar
proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill
marry you NEXT YEAR. |
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Sardar
was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:
Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im
writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever |
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Laloo
bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai.. |
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Why do
couples hold hands during their wedding
day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two
boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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AT 18
a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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2
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so
many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2:
Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. |
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Once a
chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but
on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the
gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE
MITHA, oyehoy |
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Banta
Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!,
but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only
way to take revenge with santa sing. |
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Girls
are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous
they are. |
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Ek
sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE
HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY"
MANANA PADTA HAI. |
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Tcher:
How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher:
How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after
I was born. |
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Doctor
to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned
back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave
me medicine has also returned back. |
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My
wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him. |
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Whats
the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt
come,everythings f~cked |
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What do you call a wife who is
sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour! |
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Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever. |
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Early
to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out
with other guys. |
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A
Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n
says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!'' |
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