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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He
writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U
sister.... |
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so
many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2:
Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are
Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai..... |
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1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein
thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer
larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn
jee zara saari |
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Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te Khat ke Liyande Kher.......Jera
5 min de ander menu SMS na kare ooooooooo apni
mashook da veeeer. BOLO TARA RA RA |
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and
demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn
them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15
litres. |
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me
out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar
asks to ATM machine??????? |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to
each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The
very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told
stupid "This was a missed call" |
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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.. |
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!! |
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Hontho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai |
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Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye.. |
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narag me hai |
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye
se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut
dino baad nahaye se lagte ho.. |
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai
gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par
larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete |
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the hero of TITANIC went to court to prove that he
is the most HANDSOME,SWEET&SMART guy on the arth but
he failed. he came out angrily & ask. yaar ye ILYAS
kon hai |
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND
TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL
DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR
DENGE HA..HA..HA |
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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his
zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he
gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey
aatey hain, rishtey nahin." |
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha |
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ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his
wife askes him"y r u standing here".sardar ji
bole"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.wife"to jaao
na!sardar ji"kese jaoon bahir KUTA khra he...! |
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maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa
hasin.....chand ne kaha ullu k pathe itni upar se
kiya dikhta hai koi |
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Rabri : age jante hain raat me belli pura dudhwa p
jati hai.
Lalu : tumko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me baluj ka
button lga kr soya kar. |
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Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's
wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tuhaday, Sardar
proudly replies; oye haley tey tu apni parjayee de
nahi vekhe. |
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Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say aya main............?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
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number dekh k pata nahi lagda. |
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We will now upgrade
your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!! |
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We cannot grant you a
life insurance policy because you are already 102
years old. "I do not understand. It is proven
statistically that at that age only few people die."
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