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><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz
take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur
mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to
each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The
very next day
pigeon
reached raja without any message. He angried and
called to rani.She told stupid |
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can
you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks
to ATM machine??????? |
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and
demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn
them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15
litres. |
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Dear
user,your wife can become mother without your
struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at
9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! |
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A
couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but
they dont know proper word to print,so they printed
the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING
INSTRUMENTS: |
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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was
driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of
car.Wife:No ;please. No; please
NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
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Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding
day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two
boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you
want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to
cry check out
box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy. |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG) |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and
3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MAMU :Oye,
maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath
aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat
ko nikalta hai, aaj
din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? |
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Hay
Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions. |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master |
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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals
are
more popular than a five-day test. |
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Pappu, while filling
up
a form: Dad, what should I
write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
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Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba,
Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10
lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar.... |
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I
write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!!!!! |
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Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali
se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. |
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ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha
aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha. |
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Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...? |
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When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition |
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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND
IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND
IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI |
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Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails)
q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par
van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma
he nails bar jatay hai |
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle
Number Note mama' |
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