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Twinkle twinkle
little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
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When i
open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why
should only i suffer!!! |
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One day Santas
Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
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When I
was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&
When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... |
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Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute
b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply
is a must... |
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Do U
know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,
L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys
go to college regularly.... |
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No... 1.-----I dont
have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I
am stupid.... |
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If ur
world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart
is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na
its called high B/P... |
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Happy
Easter, Good luck on
Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and
don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! |
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what
happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got
this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r
tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. |
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First the engagement ring, then the
wedding ring,
then the suffering |
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Last
night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful
stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where
the fuck is my roof |
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Birdy
birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't
worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't
fly! |
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If
your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you
eating there food |
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I'm a
killer, i kill people for money, but you are my
friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! |
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Its
been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a
shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N
the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom |
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Jesus
says to John come forth ill give you eternal life.
John came fifth he won a toaster |
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5
million people r drinking coffee.100 million people
r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass
on |
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The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? |
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i want u 2 know dat our
friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den...
i lauf again |
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An
independant study has proven dat those who have a
bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis
message in their right hand! |
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I'm @
the police station now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the
sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss |
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girls
are like phones. we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u'll be
disconnected! |
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God made man and then rested. God made
women
and then no one rested |
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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN? |
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This
cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a
cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! |
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