Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a
mistake let him face the consequences.
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he
made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't
be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
I
want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2
me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the
window... I look down &then... I lauf again
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn't it rain on you?
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of
you too much.
Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies
on the other.
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys.
Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and
ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
I
hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for
the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch
when I need to go to a Restroom?
A
reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary
samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings
meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
