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Geet Ka
Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai,
isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar,
isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga. |
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Agar
zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo
ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye! |
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Tum sada
haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate
raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi
PAGAL kahenge! |
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May the
fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the
person who screws up your day and may their arms be
too short to scratch. |
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Teacher:
Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change
it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW ! |
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I want
you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have
Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to
you....Pay The Bill. |
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Q: Which
boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom
and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy. |
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When u
feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around
you, the world seems to be fading away, come along
with me I'll take u to an eye specialist! |
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Your
smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be
compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but
in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best. |
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If u
want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments
of 10 yrs without any down payment....... |
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Mom:
Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the
infantry. |
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Unlike
others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left
half, nothing is right and in the right half,
nothing is left. |
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Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes
when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when
u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once... |
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Think
big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful,
think great, I know this is too much for you, so
here is a shortcut... just think about ME! |
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Today,
tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that
would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid! |
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When u
smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down
people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone
coz people'll never stand by u! |
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This is
not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this
from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and
didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet! |
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If u
want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular
like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME. |
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Sometime
my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why
I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply
because mental patient needs more care. |
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Q:
What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud
gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals
make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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If I
ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur
brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only
like a brain that has never been used. |
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Can I go
to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the
applause. |
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Q: Why
do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long
enough to build up the pressure. |
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Namaskar.
This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night
Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others.
Thank You. |
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A Guy
picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur
belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you
touch me below my belt. |
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Tussi
brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud
looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne
sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho. |
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