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Fill in
the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena. |
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Paani
mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein
Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy
milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch
gadbad hai. |
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Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka
sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche
Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain |
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Mon to
Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've
always been a headache! |
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In
chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier
than day. |
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Woman
has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in
it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always
incomplete without boys. |
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Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein
hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka
labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam
kariye. |
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I have
started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous
but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time
later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! |
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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega,
sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke
muskurayega! |
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Sharab
Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle
tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen. |
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Can't
believe after all the shit they have been through
they're still together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!! |
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Tum
Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho,
Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho,
Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha! |
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SMS ka
sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh
tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne
se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand. |
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I think
I should tell you what people are saying behind your
back.……. Nice Ass!!! |
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A
history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.' |
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Q:
What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so. |
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When I
go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions
bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need
ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur |
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Today is
the International day of Smart & Attractive people.
Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t
send it back; I've already received hundreds. |
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So Sweet
is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie. |
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The
Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is
umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai....... |
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Geeta
Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh,
kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne
kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai! |
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Just
close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize
that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool. |
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God made
Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God
made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well
everybody makes mistakes. |
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I saw u
on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so
divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing
a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out! |
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When
words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU' |
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The
Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast
shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with
her mouth shut! |
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