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May our
friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold
into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever...
Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty |
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Devdas's
matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No
bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar. |
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na
apne bachchon ko karne denge. |
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FOOL se,
FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish
kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL &
wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS |
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What do
u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH! |
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Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke
Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do |
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What's
the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir
chad ke bolegi. |
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I just
bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the
key, and it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E.
Roeben |
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Three
dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother
thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have
as many women as his wife suspects |
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Sorry
recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna
hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata
hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg
maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao
I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua
ab sirf 10 RS mein. |
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Mallika
went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon? |
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Always
start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! |
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Do you
know the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a sudden shift of wit! |
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A
Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without
marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua' |
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Wife ko
Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse
mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. |
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What did
Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear. |
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Beauty
is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it
is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so
change ur underwear daily. |
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Gal: Do
u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them |
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There is
a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It
reads: We may never piss this way again. |
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It's the
sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in
the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing
it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
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Ki
kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla
kehnde ne! |
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Oh menu
dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c |
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What's
the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's
wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Mom:
Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe
14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. |
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How do u
know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys
grow up when they start to wipe it off! |
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A baby
fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's
made for SELFISH. |
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