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Q: Why
do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map. |
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An old
to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several
times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you
forget to zip down. |
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Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna
everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab |
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Bahu:
Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri
ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa
gaya ho |
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Mom:
Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi
karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein
karna. |
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Teacher
to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di |
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Monday
went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a
holiday. Have a Great Sunday... |
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Baba ji
ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein
Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha
hai |
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Do u
know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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Dream
makes everything possible, Hope makes everything
work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes
all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth |
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It takes
15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use
to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS |
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Teri
awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd
player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras
jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt
hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to
apne aap hi mil jate hain |
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Red
Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi |
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Kabhi
kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai |
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Thought
for the future generation: Don't marry & make a
woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make
several women happy. |
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Ek ladka
ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day
kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin
badaltey |
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U r
thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching
ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon
network & Animal planet. Thnx to media |
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Santa:
Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh
mein pee gaya |
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Indian
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly
treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly
because Air hostesses are above 50 |
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Who is
more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a
man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million
dollars wants more |
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A doting
father used to sing his little children to sleep
until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three
year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops." |
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A French
in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some
pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper! |
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Manmohan
Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5
Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri
Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut |
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Girl's
excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai
near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai
clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very
clear |
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What's
the definition of a skeleton?
A striptease that went just too far... |
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Naukrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se
pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte |
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