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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. |
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun
with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky
Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage
with the Rich Boy |
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When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to
do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks,
pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also
accepted. |
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya
jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal. |
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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir
bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi
kat tha hai |
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Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan
da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu
bhaven purani Mercedes car de de |
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN |
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand
on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni
musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga |
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J
kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave
ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi
nahin dekhi ! |
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+ |
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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi
achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi
baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile |
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se
bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna
bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe
goli maar do |
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Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person
urgently needs 3 bottles of....
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Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell
no & name is as displayed |
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People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted. |
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What is the height of Flirting?
It's When your love letter starts with: TO
WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN |
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Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??
Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...! |
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. |
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Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare
jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai
! |
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U
luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes
the password of your emai id...! |
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Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida
jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi
mil sakda hai. |
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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat
pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun?? |
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab
perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab
kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko
miley |
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Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se
usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha
hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz
candle bujha dena |
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A
boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry &
asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not
supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
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A
friend is: Who lends you...
Pen in School... |
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Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no
bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father
must have his own bar...CHEERS |
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