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A
foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a
wise man tells her that she looks extremely
beautiful when her lips r closed ! |
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What did
the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt |
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Saif: My
dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My
dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...? |
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Boy:
Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do... |
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Boy:
Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do... |
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A lady
to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek
hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate
the... |
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Tumhari
Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se
na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai
bomb se uda do saale ko. |
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Tabiyat
thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola
bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek
ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. |
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Javed
Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys
parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects
my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! |
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If U
Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't
Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No
Late Nights; |
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Another
Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice. |
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I'm
leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is
suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi
pregnant hai. |
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Munna
bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna
chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane
ka! |
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It takes
thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers
2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a
Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI |
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Narad
Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k
baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko. |
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Mashooka:
Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey
wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega. |
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Boy: I'm
not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car
like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul. |
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Jija:
Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi
hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Teacher:
Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko
MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega. |
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An old
rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the
girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. |
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Reverse
dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. |
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A lady
is standing on top of the hill n she is going to
push her father down. So what's the name of the
lady?
Push......Paa. |
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Food for
thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become
rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best
things in life we do naked. |
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Bengali
patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai,
khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise
marzi kaat ke khana |
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Boy: Tum
gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. |
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Biscuit
maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very
Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the
chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger.
Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll
become a Krack-Jack |
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