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Q: What
is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on
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What is
the most proficient form of footwork displayed by
Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion. |
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Someone
has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded
Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with
kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25
litres. |
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Feeling
bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter
your hands in between your zip... take out your...
book from your bag and study! |
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Wat a
RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating
Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS! |
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Today if
anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style,
attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before
APRIL 1st. |
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Aisa hai
pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu
teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai
rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April tu
Fool...ha ha ha!! |
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Think
big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful,
Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here
is a shortcut - Just think about ME! |
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Do u
remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog
out of the window, u put ur face out, then people
started shouting 'TWINS TWINS' |
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Tip to
reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink
only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink
only on days when u r Happy! |
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Yamraj
ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se
pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura
karna tha. |
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Kunwaro
se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi
huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean
mar sake na koi. |
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Boy: Ki
mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande
lagge ne ? |
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Telling
a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a
lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter
of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck! |
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Dear
reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced,
so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me
to spread by sending to all. Thank U ! |
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Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari,
Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU |
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Log
kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein
banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to
kiye jaate hain. |
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Colour
of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change it... |
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Everyday
same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this
time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance
around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible
day! |
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Ek c
Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai? |
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Meaning
of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again |
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Kabhi ye
mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna
romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne
bheja hoga ? |
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Height
of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is
giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! |
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A Baniya
walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n
said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven
Rupeya peya hove!' |
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Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
meray paseenay nikal jaayen
" sardar gets up and switch off the fan" |
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Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz
nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test took srdars fingr n
her mouthSrdar said"BALAY BALAYSONIYEAbhi to urine
test baqi hay!!! |
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