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FUNNY SMS |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea
yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla
hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi
ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs
fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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Husband asks, Do you
know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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girl friends are like
mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check
inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and
whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy. |
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Why do couples hold
hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just
a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the
fight begins ! |
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terrorists have
kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of
500000 rs or else they will burn them with
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
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can you lend me 2000
Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have
it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM
machine??????? |
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One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any message. He angried and
called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed
call" |
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><(((:>I send dis
fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it &
keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so
tat fish wont DIE:-) |
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God made man and then
rested. God made women and then no one rested |
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i want u 2 know dat
our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den...
i lauf again |
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The rain makes all
things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain
makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on
you? |
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At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1
stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
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Birdy birdy in the
sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't
cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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Last night I lay in
my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and
the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof |
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If ur world is
spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its
called high B/P... |
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When i open my eyes
every morning i pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!! |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat
ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master . |
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Pappu, while filling
up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
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This message was sent
exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We
have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are
truly sorry for the inconvenience |
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Last night, I wanted
you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste
you, wanted you inside me so you could work your
magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you
stupid asprin |
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I have a confession
to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST |
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Its INTERNATIONAL
GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you
think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had
100s already |
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Q: If a devil catches
ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake
let him face the consequences. |
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