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HOTHO
SE JO CHOO LIYA,
EHSAAS AB TAK HAI,
ANKHE NAM HAI,AUR SANNSO MEIN AAG AB TAK HAI,
AUR KYU NA HO KHAYI BHI TO'HARI MIRCH' HAI |
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>---->
Ja Mere mizail ja jo mere sms ka jawab nahi deta us
ke dimaagh main phath ja.
<-----<
Abe O
wapis kyun
a
gaya?
Mizail:Us ke paas to diomaagh hi nahi hai. |
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Smbody
wants 2 kiss u
close ur eyes
umm.haa
muhaa...
ok..
satisfied now open ur eyes..
;****;
x( @..@ )x
"(--)" MAZA AYA ? BANDAR PAPPI LE GIA |
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karo
mai nahin
abhi karo
ek bar samj nahi aati kya
pareshan honey wali kia bat hai
ek bar hi tu karni hai hmm
ab gusa na chraho mujhey ok?
chalo ab man jao na
ek BAR JALDI SEY SIMLE PASS KAR DO
THT SLIKE AGUD GRL HMMM |
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Ek
khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum.. |
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logon
ko thang karne k 6 tareeqee hain
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ye pehla hai.......................! |
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Red
Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai
badhane
ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki. |
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Tawe
per para hua popcorn uchalta kiun hai
?
:-D
??
Khud baith k dekho pata chal jai ga |
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You
are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi |
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africa
k mashor shahar syberia k khofnak wadion k sunsan
jangal k pepl k darakhton k neche safar karte hovi
tarzan k kndo par nachti hovi bandri,,how r u |
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if u
wanna drive a mercedes.....
if u wish 2 go 2 america...
n want 2 stay in five star hotel....
then visit our website www apni-auqat-ma raho.com
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Kya mukhra
he....
kya zulfain hein....
kya chehra tum ne paya he....
asa lagta he jaisay peepal se BHOOT utar aya he.... |
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R u
Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-) |
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Damn!
Not ur sms again. wereva i go i go...i c u...wereva
i go...i hear u...wereva i go i cant stop thinking
about u. why is that? Aww i feel sorry 4 u...why did
u ever come out from that zoo? |
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"Mujhe
dhondo"
"Kya hua thak
gaye kya"
"To phir dhondo"
"Ab rehne do"
Pagal; apne Dil mai dekho.. |
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Today
is "Sunday"
Send thsi sms to 10 peoples
and InshAllah tomorrow will be
"Monday"
Beleive me it works. |
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WELCOME
To
wwwhumancom
Type password
*
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****
New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
wwwmonkeycom |
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Hello
G!
Main Amitabh bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se
mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat
acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi .
. . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
"BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO |
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Attendance
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinko
Yes sir
Gullo
Yes sir
Ullu
?
?
Ullu
?
Button n daba
present lagwa |
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kyu
unhe miss karte hai
agar miss hee karna hai to
un mosquitoes koa karo joa
bina puchhe kiss karte hai... |
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hello....
hello... hello...hello..
Awaz nahi
aa
rahi?
HELLO...?
ab awaz ayi?
Ab bhi nahi?....
..awaz kaise ayegi buddhu? ye to sms hai. |
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6
rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free
your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND |
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Ba
Adab
Ba Mulaheeza
Hoshiayaar
Pagaloonk Maharaja
Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada
Be-Noor E Chasham
Aqal se anjaan
Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan
SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain..!! |
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Swwar
ke bache--------
Ullu ke patthe--------
Kutte ke pille--------
Gadhe ki aulaad-------
Bhains ke bachhre-----
Bakri ke momne--------
Sub kitne chhote chhote ,pyare pyare hate hain. |
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My
Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment |
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