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Some
One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog! |
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Wat is it dat a girl &
boy
do secretly wen they reach
adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else. |
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After
engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman |
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Birds
love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you. |
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Days
are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You. |
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Maine
tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola, Namskar!
Paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,
Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH
0FF hai! |
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Ye
badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai. |
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When i miss u, i read your
sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..
When i want 2 hear u,
I throw a STONE over a DOG! |
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The
Time Since I Met U,
I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth
Million Dollars,
So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ? |
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Woh
garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo,
Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle...
khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza
aata hai! |
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Sa ry
ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi
ho gaye ho Bally Bally |
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mein
soo wala card bhej raha hoon scratch kar k load
karloo pher sms kar lainaa
############ scratch here, |
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fill
in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI
1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon
2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi
3)...... mein hee pagal hoon, |
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honton
say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga |
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I am leaving India
Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis
is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai. |
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However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
it's none of ur
business,
Do ur eork...... |
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lahore
k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324
k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k
nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe
huwe doggi ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli
k
nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale
bacteria k chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k
5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf
disturb krnay k lie sms kia hai Nasir |
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun
ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun
ka
grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun
ka
friend. |
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bulbul
ka bacha
khata tha khichri
peeta tha pani
gata tha ganey
merey sirhaney
aik din akaila betha hua tha
main ne uraya
wapas na aaya
kuttay ka bacha:) |
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Tawe
par rekha
POPCORN
Uchalta kio hay?
?
arey baba khud baith
kar daikho. pata chal
jaye gha |
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In the
late night,on the full moon day, i
stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt
shyness.i went to say those words but i
thought she wont believe it. Finally i told
her those "3 words"
"PETROL ILLA ERANGIKKO".
Petrol Hutum Hogya |
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pooch
na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay kaisay betaay ,
Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay
banaay... |
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Dekha
tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! |
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One
day we all are going to depart
on a journey. The trip will be free
of charge, your savings are of no use,
dont worry about the seat reservation,
its confirmed and the flights is always
on time.Luggage will be unlimited n
not 20 kgs, ur good deeds no matter how heavy,
all r complimentary excess baggage, islam will be
ur passport, kalima will be ur visa, qabar will
be ur waiting lounge. The rest i leave to ur
imagination! Be ready...Assalamu Alaikum! |
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Yesterday whole night i
was thinkin abt only U
Now i'm
thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly
think abt w,x,y and z |
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Jis
tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta
hai...Lohe ko loha
katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe
kutta katega |
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