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you continue to read?moezamah
What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an
Intelligent Girl?
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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! |
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attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO.... |
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kadam
kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna.mushkil waqt
mei bhi dosti ko yad rakhna.hmari yao ki khusbu
tmhain zror aye gi |
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Flowers are missing you. Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo because zoo is not zoo
without you. |
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Heart
beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r
endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u
is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless |
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God
made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to
squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made
you he made you SEXY! |
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kya
ankhein hein ap ki,kya baatain hein ap ki....,us
khuda ne kush aisa ap bnaya hai....,maano.........\"Shhhhssss..Koi
Hai\"sy bhoot nikal aaya hai....... |
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so
sweet u r
so sweet your smile
so sweet your eyes
so sweet your style
see how sweetly i lie |
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funny
urdu
HUM BHI BESAHARA TUM BHI BESAHARA
FITT-E-MUNH HAMARA FITTE-E-MUNH TUMHARA |
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Teri
aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair
& lovely mila |
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Apni
or teri dosti ko main koi nia nam don..Ager main
kahon tera mera rishta asa jesy koan or balti..tum
or main juda kabhi ho nahin sakty..Tum or main asy
jesy dinner main sweet n salty |
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tery
face ki sweet smile nay mery heart ka signle break
kia...mughy jab say hoa hay love tugh say main nay
night sleeping chor dia |
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Hmmm... ()""""()
( ' o ' )
(,,)...(,,)
Main shabshe nalaaj hu mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta
Aaj se shabbe achmech band KATTI,KATTI,KATTI |
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Jab se
tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya
hai. |
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Lux
8.50Rs
Rexona 7.50Rs
Tibbet 5.50Rs
Dove 25Rs
Dettole 12.30Rs
Tiger 5.00Rs
in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez. |
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insan
kay ander messege parhanay ka itna shoq hota ha kay
chiayh usay pagal stupid fool bewakoff nalaiq kaho
kitna bhe kuch kah lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha
ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain yah pata hotay huway
bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe parhay ja
rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch
rahay hon gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our
main bhe kise ko forward keron ga tu ker lain ab app
ki bare ha |
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A
child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms. |
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Agar
Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..
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Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo.... |
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welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!
yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye
aur niche
aur niche
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tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe
biswas nahi ho raha hai |
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no cute graphics to
send
just a...
caring heart saying..
REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED |
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Kindly
observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of
those poor mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood. |
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chalo
sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pap |
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1-5
years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love
HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le |
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Ur
eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle".. |
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Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor
Se
Aisa Karo
Apni Shirt Nikalo
Pant Bhi Nikal DO
Meri Kurti Bhi
Ab Zorse
Tight Hai
Or Zorse
Oooh
Ho Gaya.
Suitcase Band!!! |
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Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..,,,
(",)
<)> apun
/<, ..
,,,
(,")/" apun ka
<)" ishtyle ..&
/ >
,,,
(",)/"""APUN ka
/)" SMS |
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