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If u
Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"... |
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Those
Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? |
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Which
Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha |
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7
Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko |
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beer
pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may |
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U r a
GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na... |
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Itna
khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
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Mujha
sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo.
29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale
plane ko TATA karnaka moka. |
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U r
very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i
cant b with u al da times.so please b careful
whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-) |
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pakro
na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
thaila fruit ka |
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Cream
ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating |
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LATEST
VERSION OF ALPHABETS.......
A: ARISTOCRATE
B: BEGPIPER
C: CONTESSA
D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E: EIGHT PM
F: FUN DROP
G: GOD FATHER
H: HEYWARDS 5000
I: IMPERIAL BLUE
J: JHONEY WALKER
K: KING FISHER
L: LIME DROP
M: MUGHAL MONARCH
N: NICHOLAS NO. 1
O: OLD MUNK
P: PETER SCOT
Q: QUEEN CHOICE
R: ROYAL STAGE
S: SIGNATURE
T: TEACHER'S
U: UNIBOUL
V: VAT 69
W: WHITE HALL
X: XXX RUM
Y: YANKEY
Z: ZINGAROO
LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........
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Those
innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile
the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thts enough bout me... how r u ? |
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There
r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya
dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if
u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan |
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in
next 15min
saniyaMirza
wil cal
u
Aiswarya
wil cal
u
preityzinta
wil cal
u
sharapova
wil cal
u
2 askmyphone no.
Dont Giv. |
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suno
aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi
acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1
sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL.... |
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Each
morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love |
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?????
is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2
the person is....... |
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Yeh
madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
\
mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai |
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logon
ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-)
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apnay
husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry
blossom sasti hai. |
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Govt
of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney
bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think
something. |
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Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha |
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SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;) |
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful
Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me! |
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Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE |
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