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Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
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Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega |
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Mr
inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside
leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside
called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside
called outside to come outside. so outside came
outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now?
inside or outside? |
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Its
too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98%
sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. |
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Every
girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S. |
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ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage
main
koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte
ho
to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se
gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye. |
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jin
kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty
hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush |
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All
thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I
that out find U when irritating very it find will
U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD. |
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I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those
Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill |
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It's a
test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button |
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MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL U
MY HEART JUST 4
U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN . |
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Aap
apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao...............................................
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Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
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if u
don't mind plz count thess stars
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*****
******
*******
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app ki tadeyet to teek hai na?
din ko tare ginne lage |
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When u
feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and
wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum |
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If we
join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a
wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals. |
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of
vitamin "ME". |
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Puppy
dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy:
Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is
reading this SMS now. |
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Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar
hogi. |
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Jab
tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan |
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Ek din
mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho
gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis
neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor
par us k saath chora hai. |
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hold
ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u
can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa,
still i am standing beside of u |
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Oey
kuti ke bachey?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
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Tapti hui garmi
ki
loo hai tu dosti ke nam par
thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand
per cipka hua goo hai tu..... |
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kal
POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay
jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON
wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi
hai...Zara BELL maroo... |
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R u
Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho |
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