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Rules
of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand
Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray
Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday. |
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Why do
U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass |
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The
rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you? |
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i look at the
moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again |
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U R
100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words... |
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One
Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence
is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is
Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is
Enough to make worse a whole Life! |
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A -
U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r
Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r
Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -
Kidding |
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Government of Pakistan has introduced a new
rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of
country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
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L o n
g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my
S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
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Hey
Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha
Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera
Yar Phir Monkeys
Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. : |
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Aapko...hum
sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba
aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko
hamesha tang karenge...... |
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American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish
can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a
matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country... |
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME
laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME
CHECKING U. |
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Could u fax me ur
photo
very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very
imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER |
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From
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache! |
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U r a
nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... |
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Can v
do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v
do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me
soon, urs Loving Mosquito |
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In
heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told
us to write our sins before going in, but before l
could start writing any thing l heard you caling for
''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. |
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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with
u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai. |
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Repeat
these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz
outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within
few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba" |
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A
friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in
trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur
happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow |
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A baby
monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom
said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the
person reading this SMS ! ! ! ! |
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FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.&
cute like ME |
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AM I
CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous
Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming
Just ignore if ur jealous |
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if
sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u
duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if
sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke
monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. |
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R u
mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. |
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