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DREAM
makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH! |
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Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka |
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LIFE
IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME |
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ku
kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana. |
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Both
of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always
alert.....
I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!! |
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Life
without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my
blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m
dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without
u,,,,Oxygen |
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lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more
loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u
have won free entry to , mental hospital |
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Last
Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To
Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They
Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!' |
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Stars
+ Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely day, animals
+ forest=refreshing world, u+ ur smile=O my God Ami
Bhooooooot |
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Who's
hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me! |
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Tum
Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha! |
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I
wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK! |
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Life is
like
a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
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God
made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON. |
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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein
Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai,
Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai |
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Jub
app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa
jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya
jaata hai. |
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Kash
aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain,
thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain,
baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO
PIAZ LE LO |
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Aahat
si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai
to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi
booot se kum ho |
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A-u r
attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear,
E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he
he, I-i am, J-joking. |
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The
NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an
accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to
be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. |
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mosum
he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han
tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana |
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dosti
ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek
kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le
lenge!!!!! |
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YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere |
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Phulon
se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! |
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A
*smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE" |
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Mere
Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... |
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