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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think
Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for
u, so
here
is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! |
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i see ur face when iam
dreaming thats
why
i always wake up screaming
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SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit |
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ek aap
ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon |
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HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN
UR
MIND........ |
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ham
gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji
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if
people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai..... |
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when i was born satan said another
god
and when you were born satan said competition. |
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This
message was sent exclusively for the handsome and
the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the
wrong number.We are truly sorry for the
inconvenience |
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Q:What
is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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What
did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? |
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Ur
cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me
randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry
wrong number 4get wot I said! |
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I saw sumthing in da
shop
window 2day.It was stunning
sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy
it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION |
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Those
innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great
smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk...
Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u? |
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You’re
Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming
Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re
becoming more like me everyday! |
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Ure so sexy u drive
me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur
sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i
have the wrong number |
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Dream makes al things possible,
Hope
makes al things work, loves makes al things
beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH
UR TEETH...! |
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Star +
Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest +
Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT
AAYA |
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Sharab
Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane
bane... ha ha ha! |
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the
police are looking for a suspect who is
smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u
gonna hide me? |
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The
United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look
for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are
ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this
sms... |
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No
matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!! |
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Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!! |
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U
picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my
waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI. |
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Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai
karni hai.... ha ha ha |
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Promise me v r
true
frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha |
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