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A - U
r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING..... |
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Close
ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body
Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur
eyes. The devil is here. |
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u remmeber the day
u
tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and
i put my maonkey face out of the window then people
start shoting
twins twins |
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paish
hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi |
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Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa
meri parosan apne
miyan ko khehti hay |
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I'm
tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da
monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better
hide! |
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A man
kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat
it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" |
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A B C
D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u |
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Jane
Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi..... |
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WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA
DABAIYE. |
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aik
tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha
na mar gaye khatam kahani |
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Mil
giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!!
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Yeh
tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha
ke tumhain MALARIA HAI... |
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Mera
DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi
krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS |
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In
your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. |
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Year.............1927.......November 18th .....
Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch
Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............ |
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no
visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? |
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hey i
saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ...
how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only
in animal planet chanel... |
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Rules
of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand
Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray
Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.. |
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W:
Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND) |
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What
is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u
insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u
feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. :) |
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When u
feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every
1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself,
Sala ... Chakkar kia hai |
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whats
wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it
says the subscriber you have dialled is an
angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. |
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if
people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai..... |
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you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! |
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