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just go
to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your
sweetness. |
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eri sula
ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu. |
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I
want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD
LOOKING Person on
earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime. |
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Warning,
cell phones cause radiations which results in brain
damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with
brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension. |
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Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those
mistakes they are the key to success...For example
GOD created U so what?Then he created Me.... |
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If ever un ur life u feel
sad
and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill
come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and
show u where to jump from.... |
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Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But
the person like you will not come again, Because GOD
never makes the same mistake again n again.... |
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Keep
in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. |
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3 tips
to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2.
Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and
stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . . |
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I want to suck you... lick
you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you
in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! |
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A
psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to
read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late
now |
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150
kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what
comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha |
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Shehar
Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki
Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan
Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan" |
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I saw
u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a
divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my
heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT |
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"when
i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i
like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i
need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA |
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aap
jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap
jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap
jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban
jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per
yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye |
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kya
aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae
seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi
seing nahi hotay. |
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yaad
hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri
thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah
ke nam pe kuch dede baba" |
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Today
is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally
disabled friend,
as i have done......... |
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fuck
off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever.. |
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bacha
ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha
nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai
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we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2
write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could
start witing
mine,
i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ. |
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How to
kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... |
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Some time my heart ask me, why i
like
U? why i want 2 see U? why i
remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my
heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons. |
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U R
100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words |
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do U
want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try
2marrow |
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