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aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota
sa
role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar
degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut" |
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jo is
sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi |
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Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me
of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i
going to
do now!! |
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Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own |
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ek aap
ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap
ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek
main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. |
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SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get
confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One
Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A
wonderful day... |
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I have
won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members
and 2friends. |
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What
wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog |
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IN case
of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT |
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When I
was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&
When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... |
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Arz kiya
hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! |
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u
r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4
nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young |
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Suno
kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain ..... |
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woh
konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY
hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!! |
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Phulon
se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........ |
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Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful
Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? |
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Rozay
mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; |
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if i
need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your
brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a
brain which is never used before |
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If
u
Punch
me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD" |
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Hum dua
karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na
banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye |
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I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho |
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Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500
bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye
message padhkar foran niklo. |
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Let the
most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the
sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But
dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every
night.... |
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i
belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my
secret to every one. why did u told every one that i
am so
beautiful.
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sirf
tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city,
mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya
do chaar aur chode doon. |
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Can v do
romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" |
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